DJOTD


dad joke of the day – a joke worthy of your dad.
peter: “you know you’re in the dead center of town when you reach the cemetery”
former friend: djotd!
acronym for dad joke of the day. a (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. more often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. the kind of thing that would have made you say “awww daaad” when you were a kid.
nic: is there a stash of stationery/usb sticks around?
brendan: you want usb sticks that aren’t moving?
pete: djotd!

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