DKS


fully known as, ‘devin kyle syndrome’.
the state of being so stoned you don’t know what you’re doing. you in this time will probably,

1)rock back and forth without knowing.
2)yell random things.
3)call your parents and tell them that you, “did a bad thing… smoked weed”.
4)ask people why they look like that.
5)black out.
6)claim voices in your head are telling you stories.
7)p-ss out under a tree
8)throw up
9)”let there be silence”
(after hit of bong) steven: “ahhh, why do you look like that?! get me water. gotta get my mom.”
everyone: “oh g-d, he’s got dks.

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