DLANGA
the most respectable d-ck-injecting dude around. he may sneak up behind you and plop his shiny hard c-ck into your behind, but he does it with such grace and candour that even when you notice that your -n-s is being violated, you shiver with pleasure. also, what the dlanga lacks in sensibility, he makes up for in the way he dons his attire. the dlanga is the sharpest dresser in town, wearing only suits of refined cashmere and only the finest italian wool – he can make ron burgendy look like a hobo.
jack: d-mnit! i let the dlanga repet-tively rape me last night, what a pleasurable mistake!
john: but he must have been dressed well.
jack: true, very true.
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