dll (daddy long legs)
a dll is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a fraternity. below are the main characteristics of your typical dll
1. 6′ and above
2. tone/muscular
3. perfect teeth
4. blessed with a cute name
5. brown/blonde hair
6. green/blue eyes
7. clean cut & shave
8. that jawline
9. eyebrows on fleek
10. knows how to dress
11. good personality (aka not a f-ck boy)
12. possibly a few tattoos
13. got to have that “flow”
if you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the gods and you need to sn-tch that sh-t up before its too late.
hanna: “do you know that guy over there in the hat?”
rory: “yes, jackson. he has the s-xiest green eyes and is to ripped. could a dll (daddy long legs) except….”
hanna: “what?”
rory: “he’s a soul eater”.
hanna: “d-mn gingers, f-cking things up”
rory: “what a scrub. common, lets dip the f-ck on outta here”
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