Dlumpkin
while a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a sh-t (a dipsh-t), a girl gives the guy head. this is the best of every world. every real man knows you cannon take a sh-t without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. this is a fact, check the man laws.
doug: i’m going to take a dipsh-t.
christie: can i come give you a blumpkin?
doug: no you stupid b-tch its a dlumpkin.
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