DMC Syndrome
dmc (distant monitor cringe) syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or tv) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.
dmc syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
whoa, i should get some sleep. i’ve got too much dmc and my head hurts.
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dmc syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
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