D’Michael
dmichael is the kind of boy that loves video games, is extremely smart and loves junk food. he’s got a huge p-n-s! any girl who crosses his path can’t keep their eyes off of him. he’s irresistible. any girl to go out with him is very lucky. he’s sweet and understanding. the master of major sarcasm and is very funny. he’s the awesomest. he is really loyal and generous. he’s an all-around good friend.
?: who’s that boy over there? the one who’s making everyone laugh with his clever sarcasm? he’s really cute and seems intelligent.
me: oh, that’s my boyfriend d’michael. he’s awesome.
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