DMTD


meaning “don’t make that dirty”…this is said after you realize you have set someone up perfectly for a “that’s what she said” joke or some other dirty comment.
michael: so how was your rowing practice out on the river this morning?

veronica: it was long and hard…i am so worn out and sore…

(moments later)

veronica: oh my god michael dmtd!!!

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