dmv-worker
an indivual whose iq is equivalent to that of a bedrock. this type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that’s controlled by the frontal lobe. they are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. besides lacking this ability they are rude as f-ck because their life is full of flying t-rds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. these slow, dull-witted -ss-kissers are the root of rage generated at the dmv.
person1: hey, look a walking !
person2: thats a dmv-worker!
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