d’night


a word used by a cashier who has been working entirely too long. after completing a transaction and telling people all day “have a great day!” but realizing that it is now dark outside, the cashier attempts mid-sentence to say “have a great night.”
(receipt prints)

cashier: “have a great (inside cashier’s head: dude, its 9pm)…d’night..”

(customer looks confused and walks away, cashier feels stupid)

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