dnurk
1. to be extremely drunk, as spelled by one who is drunk.
2. a way to talk about being drunk without people (parents, teachers, etc) finding out.
3. definitely not under reacting (to) kangaroos
1. dude: this party is awesome! i’m so dnurk right now.
dude 2: don’t you mean ‘drunk?’
dude: nah man, i had like ten beers. i’m totally dnurk.
2. (in cl-ss)
student 1: yo, did you go to alex’s party last night?
student 2: yeah, we all got so drunk!
teacher: excuse me, did i hear you were drunk? you know you’re underage.
student 1: uh, no, teacher, he said dnurk, not drunk.
teacher: oh, okay, my mistake.
3. girl: this vacation to australia is awesome! holy cr-p a kangaroo just came into our hotel!
guy: meh, it’s ok i guess.
girl: why are you under reacting? it’s a freaking kangaroo!
guy: don’t worry, i’m dnurk.
girl: oh, ok.
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