Do a dad
doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. it can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. all it takes is a few jokes at the person’s expense like prodding their man-br–sts and saying “gor blimey, they’re like t-tties them, tubbs”, then the water works come on much to the amus-m-nt of the audience.
the phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don’t.
chris: “waddle waddle! ha! bill, you walk like a penguin!”
bill: “mmnnn. boo hoo!
tom: “oh god, don’t cry about it!”
chris: “oh! c’mon don’t do a dad.”
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