Do a Pony


to act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.
“i thought she’d might’ve been into me, so i bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by shakespeare, but it turns out she’s been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend.”
“ouch, way to do a pony, dude”

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