do a Shirley
to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. usually to another country as per the 1989 film shirley valentine.
office worker “i haven’t seen karen in finance for a while…”
boss “off the record, not coming back. she’s left her husband, gone to spain.”
office worker “didn’t think she had it in her to do a shirley”
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