Do shit


to have s-xual content that is more than just kissing, and implies all other bases other than first.
if you’re h-rny, to an attractice person:

“hey- wanna do sh-t?”

about your best friends who just did s-xual things on your bed:
“they totally just did sh-t on my bed! now i have to make them wash my sk-nky -ss sheets!”
an expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.
joe: man, mike is such a f-cking lazy -ss, he doesn’t ever do sh-t.

unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn’t “douche it”? that’s really unsanitary.

joe: this is why i never talk to you.
the act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.
when mike, matt, and logan were bored, the decided to do sh-t.

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