do some charity work
to sh-g an ugly, fat, tw-t of a l-ss coz your mate fancies her fit friend.
mark: “where are you going dave?”
dave: “see that ugly c-nt over the way?”
mark: “yeah???”
dave: “well, steve fancies her mate so i’m going to do a spot of charity work!”
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