double arsage


relating to someone who has a great -rs-, but their underwear is too tight, creating a second -rs- at the top of their thighs (guilty as charged)
front-on vision:
guy 1: “dude, check out the talent at 12 o’clock”
side-on vision:
guy 2: “wtf?! she has double arsage. that’s not cool, man.

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