do your taxes
the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the “chappelle show” during the “making the band” skit where ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to diddy.
guy 1: -opens roomates fridge- “last slice, he wont miss it”
guy 2: -walks into kitchen- “so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?”
the act of smoking weed
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