Doads
doads – used to describe female breast of any size, shape or form.
she has a cracking set of doads.
man i would love to give her doads a diddy ride
her doads swung back and forth in a frenzy as i took her from behind.
1 : comrade, -ssociate
2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : peer b : one of a pair : mate
3 : a slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a d-ld- or someone who is d-ld-esque in appearance or disposition.
4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social cl-sses
5 : a masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a p-n-s. can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.
“wow, you’re are such a f-cking doad!”
“that sl-t had a 14′ doad in her purse”
“doad! its good to see you doad!”
“my shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, i was like the liberty bell!”
scottish term for a sh-t,mainly use in the glasgow area
jesus christ man i gaging for a doad
here man look at the size of my doad
that dog just doaded on my shoes
similar in origin to ‘choad’, however this variation means a p-n-s that has a b-ll-nd that is several times wider than the shaft. this results in a curved, dome-like p-n-s that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.
also used as a term of abuse.
“ouch, g-d d-mn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! it was a bad idea using it as a shield!”
“you can be a right doad sometimes chris.”
a complete loser.
dude, that guy’s a full on doad.
1. a p-n-s.
2. a dude who’s a dumb-ss
“…she reached down there and started pulling on my doad, and before i knew it, i was seven inches deep in that ho…”
kevin was the biggest doad i ever lived with
east coast version of “dude”
p-ss the w-nk-shaft doad!
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