Dobby

a trustworthy, ugly look midget.
enjoys a taste of b-tterbeer and is smooth with the ladies
you know that dobby, hes sooooo cute
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the sock-loving house elf with insanely big ears and a pinocchio-like nose.
dobby: master has given dobby a sock!!! dobby is freeeee!!

harry: … o_____o

the most adorable house elf ever in harry potter! seen most so far in the 2nd movie. dobby was a house-elf who served the malfoy family. during harry potter’s second year at hogwarts, he tried to warn harry of the plot to have the chamber of secrets reopened.
“master gave dobby a sock!!”
a small rather ugly looking house elf that looks like a ragdoll. dobby is the former servant of the malfoys. he disobeyed their commands in harry potter and the chamber of secrets in order to warn harry about the evil in the school. however dobby isnt allowed to tell very important things without hurting himself becasue hes not supposed to. in the end, dobby is thrown a sock by lucius malfoy (thanks to harry potter) and dobby was set free. he is now at hogwarts where he works for very small amounts of money and wears many c-ks and scarfs. he is also extremely loyal to harry potter.
harry: who are you?
dobby: “dobby sir, dobby the house elf”
harry: “not to be rude or anything, but this isnt a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom”
dobby: “oh dobby understands sir, its just that dobby, has something you must know. it is difficult sir, dobby wonders where to begin.”
a free elf.
”dobby is a free elf!”
garden centre where middle cl-ss halfwits come and ask for everything they buy to be wrapped in tissue paper.

“h-llo, i work at dobbies and i’m suicidal”

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“can i take the next customer at this checkout please”
“hi, you don’t mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? it’s just i’ve got a long journey back home and i don’t want them to break”
“get bent, b-tch.”
dob-by
dob-bee
verb. dobby’d, dobbying, dobbys.

when, during intercourse, the male finishes by climaxing into an old sock found on the floor, then throwing said sock at the female and loudly announcing her freedom for all the world to hear.
man1: “oh dude, so we were f-cking and i was about to c-m, and i saw an old sock on the ground, so i grabbed it, blew my m-ssive wad on it and dobby’d the f-ck out of her.”

man2:”did you remember to inform her of her freedom?”

man1:”yeah! it was hilarious, i was like;”you are no longer slave to the house of malfoy!!”
a person who insists on speaking in a language that they have a horrible native accent and thus are incomprehensible to non-dobbies.
that mainlander is such a dobby.