dobus
there is only one in the whole universe and all four of the dimensions of the galaxy…they call it the dobus(doe-bus)…the biggest, most monstrous soft c-ck with p-b-s as long as the depts of h-ll that drags on the ground as you walk so it requires you use lubricant on the tip so it doesnt get rusty, it also rises upwards slowly throughout your whole life…so by the time you die, jesus will be sucking on your d-ck…..and the lubricant will probably be gone by that time….unless its flavored…..cause it has an after taste………..sheesh my dad cant even compete with one of these mother f-ckers……
person 1: dude, i know who has the dobus
person 2: no way man, your f-ckin lying…
person 1: f-ck you, im not lying!!! i seriously know!!
person 2: dude, you are such a d-ck for kidding around with something as serious as this
person 1: i am not kidding…i swear on my f-ckin life!!!
person 2: i’ll kick your -ss…
person 1: b-tch (-slaughters person 2-)
person 1: f-ckin dumb-ss…wow….
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