Doc Blocked
to have your team’s offense completely and utterly paralyzed by phillies pitching-phenom harry leroy “doc” halladay iii. to strike out against roy halladay.
fan 1: “did you see roy halladay pitch his perfect game against the marlins in may?”
fan 2: “h-ll yes! the fish got doc blocked!”
or
fan 1: “holy f-cking sh-t, roy halladay pitched a no hitter against the cincinnati reds in his first post-season appearance!”
fan 2: “doc blocked!”
the act of being c-ck-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
“d-mn, i got c-ck-blocked by a dude who must have a phd in that sh-t.”
“dude. you just got doc blocked!”
to request a doc-ment from a website only to have it respond with “access denied”.
i was trying to download the notes for cl-ss from the professor’s website but i was totally doc blocked.
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