Dock Stalking
when fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. with little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.
“dude, i was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and i opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me”
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