Dockers cowboy


a male victim of business casual. dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. while frequently an engineer, dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. dockers cowboy’s immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heteros-xuality.
jane, why don’t you ask dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?

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