dockyard spanner
a hammer. suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
“p-ss me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? i need to jolly well tap this nail in.”
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