Doctor knocker
someone (most likely a family member) who immediately opens your bedroom door after knocking before you have a chance to answer. the same way a doctor does after the nurse leaves you waiting in a room for 20 minutes.
mom: why do you keep your door locked?
son: because everyone who lives here is a f-cking doctor knocker.
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