doctors appointment
a specific time set to see a medical doctor. the patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. a sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is p-ssed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. after not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. after the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.
i went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. when the medical -ssistant called me in i waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. however, i should feel lucky because i have an hmo that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.
making plans to chillax with one of the original “doctors” (a.k.a. bad-ss dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label “appointment.” dissimilar to simply “hanging out” with a “doctor” for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a “doctor’s appointment” with one of the doctors.
guy 1: “dude, i’ve got a doctor’s appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?”
guy 2: “f-ck yea”
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