Documentary Fat
a phrase used for people who are beyond obese. initiated by kevin bridges in one of his stand up routines. if someone is doc-mentary obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.
david: did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her f-nny had flab growing on it
ben: dude, she wasn’t fat, nor was she obese. david my dear chum, she was doc-mentary fat.
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