documentrix


a female contractor tasked with writing technical doc-mentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.
bill: hey, mark, guess who called last night?
mark: let me guess, the doc-mentrix.
bill: yeah, i almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but i saw it was her number.
mark: you couldn’t finish after that, could you?
bill: no. pretty disappointing.

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