Dodge the Dog


1) avoiding the person you are semi-embarr-ssed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) “man, i just managed to dodge the dog. lucky you were here to talk to so i didn’t have to acknowledge that dude i hooked up with last week.”

2) joe: you having dinner at home with the wife, aren’t you?

jim: nah i’m dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.

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