Dodgecock
the art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber p-n-s. rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgec-ck must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.
yoda: you wanna play dodgec-ck.
henri: no, i’m too busy playing kung fu panda.
yoda: come on, i thought we were brothers.
henri: all right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.
a game played in the men’s locker room. the goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude’s phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
“today we had another game of dodge c-ck in the locker room.”
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