dodged a bullet
when you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.
wow, i used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. i might have dodged a bullet there.
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