Dodged The Shoe
an archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.
most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the december 14 “shoegate” incident where an iraqi reporter threw his shoes at george w bush shouting “here is your goodbye kiss dawg,” but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
dave: “did you hear d-ck got hott-ts tammy fired for scr-w-ng up the cover sheets on his tps reports.”
bob: “he’s such a jack-ss. i can’t believe he dodged the shoe on that one.”
dave: “and now there’s no more hott-ts. george bush is a f-g.”
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