Dodging the Mirror


occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other’s path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other’s path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

tom:what are you doing?

jacob(in an urkel voice): quit dodging the mirror sir! it’s not funny! everyone is watching.

tom and jacob both together:arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

……then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards…..

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