Doe Poker
a male who is so self-concious of his p-n-s size that he opts to use a d-ld- to satisfy his lover and p-ss it off as the real thing. the d-ld- is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that s-x is expected. when the female is ready for s-x, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the d-ld- either in the microwave, or with a lighter. doe pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral s-x and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.
i thought brian was hung like a black ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a g-dd-mned doe poker!
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