DOF

depth of field (photographic term)
the area within the dof appears sharp while the areas in front of and beyond the dof appear blurry.
a noun, verb, and adjective. strongly reliant upon inflection. generally means to be awesome, a state of awesomeness (or stupidity), and to do something awesome. can be used as “dofness” “dofity” “doffed” or as an expression of indifference like “duh”
that kid who sits in front of me is so dof. he won’t shut up.
destroyer of fun.
one who destroys all the fun in the atmosphere.
when this girl who had fupa didnt want to f-ck. i was like b-tch u be a dof.
afrikaans word which, when used as slang, means “thick” as in “stupid”.
“hey, put that knife away! don’t be dof, man!
date of f-ck. working backwards the nine months before you were born to find out when your parents had s-x.
jim: dude, so i was working out my dof and found out that my parents must have f-cked around christmas!

larry: talk about holiday magic!
d.o.f – short for “destroyer of fun” or wife
hey dude can you go surfing today? nah my d.o.f said i have to spend time with her. dude that sucks.
deputy of fun (d.o.f.) – one who controls all the jokes and puns around these parts.
mike callahan(“my boys”)-“can i be the d.o.f.?”