J. J. Rockett


1. n.: formerly “the s-xiest man in the extreme wrestling alliance” “heartthrob” johnny rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were “it…is…finished–bleaaggghhh!”
– oh my g-d! j. j. rockett has been killed! i don’t believe it!

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