doff me a hat
a phrase meaning
1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me
2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a bl-wj-b
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.
boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more bl-wj-bs.
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