any substance that is deadly to a dog, usually used with chocolate
my girl friend is a b-tch
why is that?
she keeps sending me dog anthrax for valentines day, because she hates fluffy.
someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis. son: mom we turned in burglers today to the police station. mom: omg they are coming to kill you. you have to be in the witness protection. you were involved weren’t you! im calling the cops on you! son: shut up […]
- Early Mark
a term for being allowed to go leave a scheduled event (school or work) before the end time. the teacher gave us an early mark today, so we were allowed to leave at 3pm.
an ’emo’ cancer patient. although igor was bald from radiation, he still wore makeup and kissed other boys because he was a keemo.
- Keagans Dick
keagans small d-ck is so small he commented on xbl i cant find it keagan said i caint find my ”small d-ck” keagans d-ck
- Keeping Inventory
when you’re jealous of someone’s wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings. girl: i can’t believe her. she has an iphone 4, a 70″ plasma tv, a $400 pair of shoes… guy: sounds like you’re keeping inventory.