Dog Balls

to get the short end of the stick; short changed

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a greeting or term of enderment “whats up dogb-lls”

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to phyiscally have canine t-st-c-ls dragged across your face.
“whats up dog b-lls”

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“i was sposed to meet this honey at the bar and totally got dog balled”

an alcoholic drink poured in a shot gl-ss. it is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

a celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.
“can i please order some dog b-lls for my friends”
you would say this to a waitress/bartender.

“dog b-lls!!” you would yell this out with your friends as you raise your gl-ss to toast the drinking of dog b-lls.
when your nuts get behind your thighs on the b-tthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like “the brain” but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.
guy1-dude what’s wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-b-lls on accident.
guy1-ooo that sh-t is brutal.
the act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is p-ssed out. the nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.
did you see what jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? he just dropped his nuts right on his face – dogb-lls: the ultimate degradation.
as noted by the u.s. navy seals, when the leadership has left them “hanging out there like dog b-lls”, exposed and to their own devices.
“the best example would be when the government abandoned the four americans at the benghazi, libya compound, by not sending any help. they left the four hanging out like dog b-lls.”
something a person does just because they felt like it.
from the joke, “why does a dog lick its b-lls? because it can!”
i don’t know why i got sh-t faced last night. it was just a dog ball thing.
in the poker variant of texas hold ’em, dog b-lls refers to holding pocket 8’s (two 8’s) as your hole cards. superst-tiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).
i decided it was my time to go “all in” when i was dealt the dog b-lls.

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