dog bark


possibly explained as a punctuated wolf bite, the dog bark is a sweaty, chaffing -ss crack’s wake-up-fart. it’s a well known fact that farting hurts, when you’ve got a wolf bite. now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a dog bark.
d-mn, i knowed i shouldn’a ate them crunch wraps before i goed jogging. them sh-ts gave me the dog bark hard core, son.

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