dog blocking
dog blocking is when a girl’s f-cking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl’s attention away from you and your p-n-s, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
guy 1: “how’d it go last night?”
guy 2: “sucked. i was a victim of dog blocking.”
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- dogging me off
annoying me or being taken for a mug e.g. this brooklands college course is d-gg-ng me off!
- doneabal
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- Donglip
1. having the appearance of a cleft in the lower lip which gives the distinct impression that you have had a p-n-s grafted in place of your lower lip. 2. someone pr-ne to dribbling after proper felatio. check out that fat chick with the donglip. that nasty sl-t had some serious donglip going after her […]
- dong rip
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