dog hickey


a type of hickey given to luke by his dog
example conversation
me: luke whats dat mark on ya neck
luke: its from a bike stack
me: awww man you got another hickey from ya dog again
luke: maybe
me: ewwww you gross fat c-nt! u love dog hickey
lame excuse for a loce bite.
dog hickey definition

when one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. to cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. other lame excuses are “i fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck”

Read Also:

  • Doing a Han

    when your talking 2 some1 online and you ask them a question they dont want 2 answer or confront them about somthing they dont want 2 talk about, the person goes silent and compleatly avoids the subject. and realy f-cks you off! angry freind: you told everyone my secrets! thast the point of a secret, […]

  • Dome Cut

    another word for haircut. “hey man you gonna chill at my house?” “yeah. after i get a dome cut”

  • donald trumped

    the act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like donald trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house. me: why does that stuffed hershey’s kiss have a toupee?? gf: i donald trumped it […]

  • dongslapper

    he/she who slaps dongs i was asleep. i felt a harsh blow on my dong. i believe i fell victim to a dongslapper.

  • donkey twat

    one who acts in a tw-t-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny tw-t, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person that b-tch hannah is such a d-mn donkey tw-t! 1: someone or something that is being extremely annoying, obnoxious, or […]


Disclaimer: dog hickey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.