Dog Pie
the act of a dog defecating on on a girls chest and then hugs her and rolls around the bed smearing the desert all over. this is a better alternative to the cleavland steamer because dog p–p has a fresh scent and is very tasty.
i wanted to suprise carrie for her graduation so i figuered to give her a tasty dog pie, so i brought my dog in when carrie was sleeping at night and p–ped all over the her juicy chest. carrie: omg this feels waaay better than your p–p!
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