when you’re having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before
so then we wer- dog! but yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
that is a dog-sequitur.
- did it on him
played someone for something you wanted or basically did what u had to do to get where u needed to be. i was talking to this guy so he could buy me a pair of shoes or something i wanted .. i did it on him.
when you come back from being discombobulated. i was discombobulated but i’m good now, all recombobulated.
- testicular l*sso
a feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. a male is walking down a gravel road. he then spots a wild bull. the male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scr-t-m to allow enough slack to tie a l-sso […]
the greatest of names. a much better version of jessica. jessakah is original. one of a kind. stands out from the crowd. everyone wants to be jessakah. they never will be as awesome. just the facts. jessakah is the greatest person ever!
yeah it’s just a combination of smart + sneaky. some companies will keep a long-terminated employee’s email address as a way to capture spam and so when it recieves an email, it auto-block the spammers for all the other employees. gotta say that’s pretty smeaky. the smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (derogatory) […]