dog stains
dog sh-t that got smeared on your shoe or perhaps other clothing parts such as your t-shirt
“ahh dammit i got dog stains all over my shoe!”
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- doing a Rory
when a frankly disgraceful tie/shirt combo tries to be pulled off by someone who really should know better. example: rory mcilroy at the wimbledon mens final 2011. mate, who dressed you, stevie wonder?! you’re doing a rory…
- doing a solid
most commonly used in reference to doing one a favour. otherwise used to refer to a m-ssive t-rd that david takes in your toilet and films on his phone. 1. hey man you wanna do me a solid 2. david i’m sick of you doing a solid in my upstairs toilet!
- doing my lab
just another bullsh-t way to say, “i’m too good for you” if you’re uninterested in the alternate choice. “hey! let’s call up emily!” “nah, i’m too busy doing my lab.” “b-tch!”
- fake moves
the act of doing something you are not allowed to do. such as drugs, stealing, or cheating. “dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight.” you cant fake moves on me.
- molding and sculpting
to convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a s-xual end. much like “beer goggles”, this usually happens while drunk. guy 1: holy cr-p, why is jimmy buying drinks for that frankenstein-looking chick? guy 2: he’s busy molding and sculpting over there.