dog tablet
the act of m-ssaging a woman’s throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary s-m-n swallowing. akin to giving a dog a tablet.
harold: what did you do for new years?
greg: well, jenny refused to swallow last night so i had to give her a dog tablet.
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