Dog Toffee
dog cr-p. usually left in the middle of a woodland path. this flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
cr-p! which b-st-rd left that dog toffee there?
those 6″ long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.
‘oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee’
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