dog trot


the act of flaunting your package through a vigorous air-humping motion to promote masculinity, specifically performed in speedo’s or loose undergarments. resembles the way a male canines ding-dong moves when walking. currently unknown if females find this attractive.
“dog trot! dog trot! dog trot!”
noun, verb (dawg trot)

1) the act of putting on the appearance that you are hustling, usually for the benefit of a boss’ eyes, even though you are going about your normal business.

2) acting as if you are very busy and/or serious with an important task when in fact you are not.

3) a gait that is between a run and a walk that makes you look like you are hustling but takes no more energy than a walk.

origin: a term used on film sets to playfully joke that a person is working very hard when they are simply doing their normal job.
“that -ssistant has a h-lluva dog trot when i tell him to fetch me some water.”

“with that dog trot i can’t tell if he is busy doing his job or just running to check his facebook.”

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