dog turd
a large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.
hey jim, if you’re gonna get in my car, put out that dog t-rd you’re smokin’!
t-rd-shaped, chocolate-glazed “donut bites,” sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.
i picked up a couple of boxes of dog t-rds to have with coffee on sunday morning.
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